Various stages of Sora and Yuzu face.
violence is a love language. not really but it is a good excuse to make your favorite janitor clean you again
based on this, bonus:
violence is a love language. not really but it is a good excuse to make your favorite janitor clean you again
based on this, bonus:
Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare
Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.
Just let me die, thanks
This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date
truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
Learning that the original idea for Dracula’s name was “Count Wampyre” had me all “Really?? They’re going to be acting mysterious over whether Count Wampyre is a Vampire??”
But then I remember the fully serious show about Hannibal the Cannibal
(tags via @see-arcane)
Dracula: You ate my food when I told you not to!!
The Roommates: Call the waaahbulance for Count Wampyre
ps5 brain monday
Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
happy 1 year ps5 brain monday
RENFIELD
Speaking of cerebration, Seward is not at his best here again. From "we are progressing" and calling Renfield "my friend" again to testing him by asking if he wants a cat rather than a kitten just before refusing him, to outright saying "I shall test him with his present craving and see how it will work out; then I shall know more." He's definitely too interested in just seeing where this goes and while he isn't giving Renfield a cat and thus encouraging him that way, he is using this opportunity to test him and see how he reacts - it feels like this is in aid of his own thoughts on the nature of Renfield's madness, so that he will figure out whatever he needs to complete his theory. He's completely focused on Renfield but not for Renfield's own sake at all. He's back to encouraging his madness, or at least testing the limits of it, in a way that is more about his own curiosity than Renfield's mental health; the only reason he gives for saying no to a kitten is because he personally doesn't want to see the cat eat all the birds. If it were still smaller/less personable animals I get no sense he would have refused here. At least that's the impression I get. It's all about his view of Renfield, as opposed to just being about Renfield and his needs.
“he gets quiet and just sits down to plan out his next move”
…..ah. You know what that is just like?
When, however, the conviction had come to me that I was helpless I sat down quietly—as quietly as I have ever done anything in my life—and began to think over what was best to be done.
Mmm.