Was anyone else expecting Mieru to be way less cool than she ended up being?
violence is a love language. not really but it is a good excuse to make your favorite janitor clean you again
based on this, bonus:
More you might like
Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare
Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.
Just let me die, thanks
Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.
How dare you to hide this in the tags?
This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date
Both statements are true
truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
Learning that the original idea for Dracula’s name was “Count Wampyre” had me all “Really?? They’re going to be acting mysterious over whether Count Wampyre is a Vampire??”
But then I remember the fully serious show about Hannibal the Cannibal
(tags via @see-arcane)
Dracula: You ate my food when I told you not to!!
The Roommates: Call the waaahbulance for Count Wampyre
ps5 brain monday
Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
happy 1 year ps5 brain monday
animate-mush
